Today, I sent a card to good friend of mine who is expecting a son. I enclosed a few words of wisdom to help them begin their journey into parenthood:
- Diaper Changes. You will get peed on. Keep your mouth closed.
- The second he can grab a baseball, buy him a RAWLINGS glove.
- It’s inevitable. You will fuck him up. Just do your best to fuck him up the least amount possible (As parents, you are now damned if you do and damned if you don’t).
- Hugs and kisses and talking about feelings is acceptable with little boys. Teach him love and he will SHINE! 🙂