Advice for raising little boys

Today, I sent a card to good friend of mine who is expecting a son. I enclosed a few words of wisdom to help them begin their journey into parenthood:

  1. Diaper Changes. You will get peed on. Keep your mouth closed.
  2. The second he can grab a baseball, buy him a RAWLINGS glove.
  3. It’s inevitable. You will fuck him up. Just do your best to fuck him up the least amount possible (As parents, you are now damned if you do and damned if you don’t).
  4. Hugs and kisses and talking about feelings is acceptable with little boys. Teach him love and he will SHINE! 🙂





3 thoughts on “Advice for raising little boys

  1. Oh! Perfect advice, especially the first one! My grandmother always laughed and told us stories of the fountains she’d see from my dad’s and uncle’s beds when they were babies. 😛


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