My friend: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Me: Just going out to pick up my drugs
Does anyone else ever wonder if their online conversations are being monitored? I almost expect be picked up one day by the cops due to all my drug references.
“Sorry Officer. They are just INFERTILTY DRUGS! I swear! Here, try some clomid. I’m sure you will LOVE it.” :S
Awaiting Autumn 
🙂 Hilarious! and so true! I remember thinking I looked like a junkie because of all the syringes I was going through.
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I said recently at work – so I’m going to learn how to inject myself and then I think I will inject for about a week – as someone walked into my room! I had to explain what I meant coz they looked genuinely concerned!
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Nothing says infertility like a sharps container on your kitchen counter! :S Sorry to hear about the Clomid- I will never revisit that one again.
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LOL, I love it!! I had to go to the bank last week to get $300 worth of bills for an event I hosted this past weekend….and just shoved the wad of cash in my purse….my friend said she didn’t know if she needed to be worried about me or not. Since I was talking about my drugs, then the large sum of cash….lol.
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